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December 11, 2013

Mommy's 12 Days of Christmas




A little Christmas ditty for all you parents out there:







On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me….






A poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me….









2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.






On the third day of Christmas, my children gave to me….






3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the fourth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….





4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.




On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….





5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….






6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.




On the seventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me….





7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the eigth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….





8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the ninth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….




9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….




10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.






On the eleventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me….




11 stepped-on Legos
10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.





On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….






12 blowout diapers
11 stepped-on Legos
10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers

5 sleepless niiiiiights

4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns




And a poo-poo that missed the pottyyyyyyyyyy.



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And we wouldn't trade it in for the world.  

Now who needs a glass of wine?