A little Christmas ditty for all you parents out there:
On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
A poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the third day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the eigth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
11 stepped-on Legos
10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the potty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children gave to me….
12 blowout diapers
11 stepped-on Legos
10 sibling rivalries
9 smashed goldfish crackers
8 unwiped noses
7 lost pacifers
6 mismatched sneakers
5 sleepless niiiiiights
4 spilled milks
3 whiney Callious,
2 public meltdowns
And a poo-poo that missed the pottyyyyyyyyyy.
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And we wouldn't trade it in for the world.
Now who needs a glass of wine?
Now who needs a glass of wine?
